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To be happy with a man you must “understand him a lot”
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must “love her a lot”
and not try to understand her at all…

Are Women really from Venus and Men from Mars? I think not, but I do think man has come from another of his murdered planets, put on Earth to try again, “have another go so to speak,”

I think that if God actually did make man, well, She must have had far too much of the “old vino” and thought it would be a good laugh, not the wisest thing She has ever done and fundamentally a really bad design.

“I hope you had a really bad hangover” God…

I am not God “yet” and I have to practise a lot on here hoping to get it right, so bear with me, go get a cuppa or a “stiff one or 2″ while you wait.